Last Fucks to Give – Challenge Coin
| Limited Edition | No Fucks Left in Stock (Literally)
Ever felt yourself crossing that sacred line where patience ends, and pure, unapologetic indifference begins? Good news: you made it. And now, you can commemorate the moment you gave your one and only last fuck—with this gloriously inappropriate challenge coin.
FRONT:
A glorious middle finger, bold and unbothered. Surrounding it:
“Congratulations. I give you my one and only last fuck.”
Truly heartwarming.
BACK:
Just in case there’s any confusion…
“Now I have zero. Zilch. Nada. None. Fucks to give.”
Consider it a personal status update in coin form.
Perfect for:
• Your emotionally exhausted best friend
• Burnt-out coworkers clinging to caffeine and sarcasm
• Your own sanity (what’s left of it)
• A stocking stuffer for someone who absolutely deserves your final ounce of caring
USES INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO:
• Flipping it when someone asks, “Can you just…?”
• Keeping it visible at work as a passive-aggressive decor piece
• Carrying it as an emotional support coin during social interactions
Hand it to someone, drop it dramatically, or just keep it as proof that at one point, you did care — once.
Size: 4*4.0.5 cm
Warning: Contains 100% recycled sarcasm. Handle with apathy.